What world record should i break

My day job is working in a health food shop. I break records in my spare time. My funniest record was racing a yak in a sack — I had the idea on the plane to Mongolia and went straight to a yak farm.

The toughest was doing forward rolls for I broke my first record in for the most jumping jacks. I was 24 and the record at the time was 20, But I had discovered meditation, and found that if I meditated I could do a lot more. By meditating you can quiet these thoughts. Five hours into the jumping jacks record I transcended.

I broke the record with 27, jumps in a row. There are no easy records. I practised walking with a milk bottle on my head all over the world — sometimes for 12 hours at a time. If you are successful, congratulations - you will receive an official Guinness World Records certificate further certificates and merchandise can be purchased in the GWR Store. If not, do not give up, you can apply again or pick a different record to attempt. How to set or break a world record To become a record-holder requires determination, extraordinary skills and commitment.

Ahead of applying, have a look at the key steps to follow. Choose a world record to attempt Maybe you already have a world record in mind you want to attempt, or you can suggest a new idea. Apply and wait to receive the guidelines.

If your suggestion is not accepted, we will still reply and explain why. But you know what you could do? You could set the record for the fastest mile run while wearing a cowboy hat and bathrobe and carrying two Greenwing Macaws.

However, those easy-to-break world records are also — how does one put this? The current Guinness Book of World Records record for the most stamps licked and applied to envelopes is 70, and it has been held by a gentleman from Nepal since Well, can I buy you a drink? OK, can I buy myself a drink? Now, if only you could find a good way to put all those jewel cases to use. Current record: 31 Rules: Can use any size, short or long-sleeved, and you may enlist a friend to help you pull them down though they must be put on one at a time.

Current record: 3. The second-coolest way to get noticed via Jell-O, behind starring in a commercial with Bill Cosby. Current record: 58 Rules: Must use sticky notes measuring a minimum of 73mm on each side, must be placed there by the individual themself, and must remain attached for a minimum of 10 seconds after the minute is over.

May not be attached to the eyelids. Current record: 9. Why is this always such a pain in the ass? No wonder the ingenious fridgemakers invented those super convenient door dispensers. Current record: 26 Rules: Must be placed one at a time with the spare hand, and all must remain in place for a minimum of five seconds once the last ball has been put in position. If you can palm a basketball this may be worth a shot. Tiny-handed folk: maybe try the Jell-O one? Current record: 68 Rules: May use standard size soccer ball or basketball, and any drops of the ball during the attempt will disqualify you.

Current record: 2 seconds currently under review Rules: Must be attempted on an unmodified iPad with official firmware, and may be typed uppercase or lowercase with no errors in between. Can you break two seconds? Probably not, but hey, don't get down on yourself.