What do you call nachos

I work with mentally disabled people. Today I tried to tell a client the Nacho Cheese joke. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

What do gangsters put on their nachos? What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan. A Mexican man cannot find work and finally heads home for the evening. On his way home, he finds a cross at the bottom of a hill. So he kneels and prays to God, "Please God, let me find a way to feed my family". At the top of this hill, a black man was walking home from grocery shopping when the bottom of his bag gave out and a cheese wheel rolled straight A Mexican man is down on how luck.

His hours were cut at work so he is having trouble making ends meet. A man walks into a bar, and begins reading the menu overhead the smoking hot bartender. There was a man with leprosy Jim had leprosy which was bad because he had constant sores full of pus.

The doctor said he could keep him alive but could do nothing about the sores. Because of this Jim could never wear a shirt as it would be soaked with pus and ruined. One day Jim's friends decided to take him to a baseball g Turns out my wife likes Mexican food more than sex. What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take off your boots before you jump on a trampoline. How do you make a baby spin around? How do you take it back out? What do you call a dead baby on a wall?

What do you call a dead baby New Orleanders are odd people I have this new house mate from New Orleans, odd person, apparently they use brie on nachos. I kept trying to have a friendly conversation with him over a brie I found in the fridge and he kept rebutting with "I don't care 'cause dat's nacho cheese".

At the Bee Prom A young bee nervously flies around hoping to grab a dance with the queen bee. Finally he musters up the courage and talks to her. She looks at him and says "I'll dance with you if you get me some fruit punch" Excited, the bee zooms to get the punch. He sees the line for nachos, the ice cream mach A poor mexican went to a hill to pray for a way to feed his family As he was praying a black guy was walking nearby with groceries when he dropped his cheese wheel and it rolled to the Mexican.

Tortilla chips are the triangle chips and half of the nacho dish. The other half is the various toppings and sauces used, and together they make they dish called nachos.

A tortilla chip is not a nacho, but if you put some cheese sauce on it, it becomes a nacho. You may be wondering why the tortillas are triangles, of all things. The very beginning of the triangle corn chip is humble, indeed. Tortilla chips are called this way because they are actually a big, round tortilla cut into triangles. This all started back in the s when Rebecca Webb Caranza had a tortilla-making machine that would sometimes make misshapen tortillas.

Instead of throwing them out, she decided to cut them into triangles, fry them up, and sell them as-is. They were a hit, and thus the nacho dish was born. He first served this appetizer at a far he worked at, with just some melted cheese and pickled jalapenos. It was very well received, and spread throughout America.

Outside of America, tortilla chips are simply called nachos, and are always served with some sort of dip. Sometimes you can find them by their brand name, the most common being Doritos.

There are round tortilla chips, simply because someone thought to make a chip that could hold more sauce and topping. The round edges help hold everything onto the chip. Are they the real, original tortilla chip?

But are they equally delicious? The original difference in color for tortilla chips came from the type of corn they were made from. The most commonly used corn is yellow, so the tortilla chips are yellow. But there are blue, red, and purple corn varieties and they produced differently colored tortilla chips. You may have noticed an important detail earlier.

Tortilla chips are made from tortillas, the flat, round cornbreads that have no leavening agent added. They an be shaped and cooked in many ways. A flat tortilla, fried, and used topped with meat, cheese, beans, and a few veggies is a tostata. A tortilla wrapped around the ingredients is a burrito.